Friday 28th February 2025, Enterkine Country House, Annbank, Ayrshire, Scotland, KA6 5AL

1330: Arrive, get a drink at the bar, take a seat and make yourself comfortable

1400 - 1401: The shortest wedding ceremony ever performed for 2 people who want to get straight on to the party

1402 - 1630: Drinks reception and photies

1630: Speeches, the cake in tears

1700: Boom there's your dinner

2000: Music and party time

0030: Get your coat, that's time, carriages